To shower or not to shower...that is the question.
Instead of doing laundry, you invest in a new wardrobe.
You are present and accountable for a "Lord of the Rings" trilogy party (9 or so hours worth of fun) with "da boys" but when asked to take care of the dishes (10 minutes max)...you vanish faster than Harry Potter with his invisibility cloak.
Your unopened mail is stacked like the pieces of a Jenga puzzle.
When you get writer's block, you say a few colorful words and toss your papers about.
Your dust bunnies are procreating at a rapid pace. To keep it humorous, you have begun naming them after Disney characters.
You think it's fun to throw pencils at the ceiling to see if they'll stick.
Someone has written "Wash Me" on your car.
You have staring contests with your loyal pet to see who blinks first.